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Friday, January 22, 2016

Snowstorm Scavenger Hunt


Snowstorm Scavenger Hunt

Rules
  • Points are awarded for any of the above that are spotted or experienced
  • Repeat spotting or experiences count, and gaming the system is allowed
  • The winner is decided by the team that accumulates the most points 
  • Ties will be broken by leg wrestling match between the smallest member of each team

1 Point Each
  • Hot chocolate
  • Check weather twice in 10 minutes
  • Dog/Cat refuses to go outside
  • Smell of woodsmoke
  • Unusual silence
  • Nighttime glow
  • Someone asks if tomorrow is a snow day 
  • More hats are worn than are strictly necessary.
2 Points Each
  • Snowman
  • Snowball fight
  • Spiked Hot Chocolate
  • Do something you have been putting off instead of going outside
  • Sledding
  • Snow angel
  • Mom calls, not to see if your ok, but really to see if you're ok.
  • Cute pet footprints in yard
3 Points Each
  • You're drunk
  • Out of bread
  • Out of milk
  • Christmas carols after December, since it is finally white and snowing.
  • Shovel snow
  • Snow plow fills your driveway entrance just after you finish clearing it
  • "Most fun day sledding ever." 
  • Identify footprints in snow of animals other than domestic
  • Dude(tte) grilling outside
  • Snowboot stays put, but the owner kept going 
5 Points Each
  • You are both drunk
  • Snow is deeper than the top of your boots
  • Someone shoveling in shorts and a t-shirt
  • The sound of a leaf blower
  • Spend time with your kids since it's snowing (vs. time with your screen, otherwise)
  • Throw out your back
  • Car battery that was fine last week is dead now
  • Yellow snow
  • Get hurt sledding 
  • Out of beer already
  • Snow storm has been given a name
  • Someone slides/spins a car on purpose
  • Snow down back of pants
  • Footprints in snow lead to the perpetrator
  • Run the snowblower/snow plow over the same spot more than twice in an hour
  • Family photo in snow to commemorate the event 

10 Points Each
  • Legible, 4+ letter word written in yellow substance
  • Snow plow refuses to plow your street, calls for backup
  • Cannot make out object 100 ft/33 M from window due to low visibility from blowing snow
  • Snowball with a rock in it
  • Newspaper jammed in snowblower
  • Snow sculpture resembling genitals 
  • Slip on ice and fall on your ass
  • Some part of you is numb enough to operate on
  • The roads are closed, yet the bar is full
  • Interstate Highway is closed
  • Sleep somewhere warmer than your bed
  • Child's first snow experience
  • It doesn't matter how deep it is, snow removal is the duty of only one spouse
  • You find your headache isn't carbon monoxide poisoning: it's your family.
  • Snow plow on a garbage truck
  • Buses won't start due to cold
  • Someone uses tire chains on their car
  • Child decides to store as much snow as possible in the freezer
  • Someone skis or snowshoes down the street
  • All your cold weather gear is soaked, but you need to go out again
  • Enjoy warmth form a heat source that does not have a thermostat
  • Telecommunications utility outage
  • Smores made or chestnuts roasted using fire

20 Points Each
  • Geo Metro or Suzuki Swift, occupied by two or more teenagers, making good headway on unplowed/icey roads.
  • Jeep or other off-road design vehicle in the ditch
  • Marks in the snow from where your pets genitals are dragging
  • Snow deeper than the top of pets head.
  • At the time you finish clearing the driveway, you turn back and see that you can't tell that you did at the point where.
  • Frost bite
  • Someone rides a bike down an unplowed street
  • Snow accumulates so quickly that kids are unable to return home and must stay at neighbors
  • There's an igloo or quinzhee
  • Pipe freezes
  • Sled or person on skis towed by a car or truck
  • Pay teenagers to shovel your property
  • Governor declares state of emergency 
  • A second snowstorm of equal magnitude predicted within 24 hours of the first.
  • Walk to the store to get supplies or more booze
  • Unable to make it to a hospital and without a midwife, someone gives birth at home or in a car.
  • Snow is so deep now you'll probably just wait until spring.
  • Find supercooled liquid that turns to solid at the slightest touch
  • Break any accumulation, accumulation rate, wind speed, wind chill, or temperature record.
  • U.S. Postal Service does not deliver
  • Order a snowblower online to avoid the agony of shoveling ever again
  • You're running out of places to put the snow
  • Plow hits a car or a mailbox
  • Warm alcoholic drinks are consumed
  • Snow accumulation exceeds maximum predictions by accepted authorities by more than 6"
  • Basic utility outage (water, gas, electric)

50 Points Each
  • Avalanche
  • Announcement is made that storm was predicted by religious, spiritual, or mystic figure, or that it is the result of climate change.
  • Cars cannot be moved from their parking spots
  • Someone knocks on your door searching for bread and milk
  • The door is blocked by snow
  • Plow hits fire hydrant
  • Forget to turn off the car after warming it up, find it melted off completely and out of gas.
  • Harley Davidson goes by on unplowed road
  • A tree or building collapses due to snow load
  • Ticket for not shoveling sidewalk 
  • "Storm of the decade/century/millennium!"
  • Snowplow driver compliments you on your shoveling job.
  • Someone goes down the street on a snowmobile
  • School or work cancelled for 2 or more days in advance
  • President declares state of emergency
  • Use of vacuum cleaner, or other device which was not designed or intended to move snow, to move snow
  • The network news crew is spotted
  • Spike in birthrate is noted by demographers 9 months after the end of the storm (teams must be prepared demand a recount to use this).
  • HOA or Zoning Department letter saying your snow is not compliant and must be removed
  • Snow being trucked out of the city and dumped elsewhere
  • Someone decides to change career or life to avoid living in areas where it snows
  • Snow accumulates on snow that is more than 8 months old 
  • Old person does not remember it ever being this bad
  • Hospital, Police, or Fire organization announce they are unable to cope
  • Snow disaster exceeds one week in duration