Summer Onslaught

Summer is too much fun to waste your time dicking around on the internet.

And of course, there you are, internet in your hot sweaty little hand.

You're wasting your life.

I know who you are and that you're doing it.

And I know that you won't stop.

You're a compulsive like that.

I know you.

Because you are like me.

Just another monkey in the zoo.

Have a banana.