Dating a Chemist

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The list of stats blogger coughs up changes over time. The one thing that seems to be constant is a stream of people coming for advice on dating a chemist.

Which, I find odd, since I have not written much of substance about dating or relationships here. Check my old blog for that.

Or, this post.

Dating a Chemist

If you are going to date a chemist, I first recommend consulting the chemists personal affects. Many chemists carry some from of identification that they use when they are in bars to obtain the large amounts of ethanol laced beverages they are known to consume. Baring that, it is possible to use carbon dating to certain the age of a chemist. Great caution should be used when attempting to take core samples, however, as chemists are notoriously picky about having large holes introduced into their mortal vessel. Their are rumors of alchemical procedures and magic circles that may also be used to date a chemist. In particular, circles inscribed with a modern language or a direct precursor (say, Shakespearean english) would denote a relatively young chemist, while a circle in an ancient tongue corresponds to an older specimen.