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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Reverse Gag Order

Today, I got the official email -notarized, stamped, signed, scanned, and emailed- instructing me that I should not view any information that is classified, and yet publicly available. In essence, just because something is real, I should take no effort to acknowledge it. This must be what happens when a bureaucracy goes into denial.

2 comments:

  1. You can wash peoples' bodies, but you can't clean their minds.

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  2. Ask them for a list of all the classified documents that are publicly available, so that you can avoid them. And say that the time you spend avoiding them counts as overtime.

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