This is Why He's Stupid

He was sniffing for crumbs this morning and went to sniff the counter and banged his head on the door.

I was teasing him with the dog toy when we were playing tug of war, and I tricked him and he fell over backwards ackwardly.

A moment later he made a dive and hit my knee head first.

Just now, I heard whining at the door. It's dark. I gave the screen a good shove to open it, but it bounced hard against a hard, meaty object.